Make me feel like a woman again

[Monarch]

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.

So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."

[Monarch]

My girlfriend slapped me for posting this after she read it.

[Firushado]

Pure win.

[derfy]

Originally Posted by Monarch

My girlfriend slapped me for posting this after she read it.

My little Monarch is growing up!

[derfy]

And on this note...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them ?

In an effort to keep you informed :

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion.


Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome
since both ultimately result in death

[Obly]

That would be pretty cruel.

[whoadangitsdan]

Hahaha, oh dang.
That was pretty funny , props.