[derfy]

And on this note...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them ?

In an effort to keep you informed :

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion.


Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome
since both ultimately result in death